Vrijdagnamiddag, dus tijd voor nog eens wat humor. De tumblr-blog devopsreactions.tumblr.com heeft mij de afgelopen weken geregeld onder tafel van het lachen doen belanden door de herkenbaarheid in verschillende van mijn projecten (of in mijn bijberoep)… 😉
Hier een best of om deze vrijdagmiddag door te komen.
Public flame thread in progress (twitter hashtag #bbqr, #kloutparty, #nektapijt….)
Customer suggesting deployment on a friday
How time feels when participating in a meeting with non-technical people
When disaster happens and you don’t have DR
“Our engineers are working to fix the problem”. In the meantime behind the scenes
What happens to your carefully developed code when the project reaches the deadline
When a recruiter sees “IT consultant” on your CV
On call, Saturday morning, phone rings, situation critical
Dealing with your 6-months old backlog
Sysadmin driving to home and receives a Datacenter Temperature Alert
Spent 4 hours on a bug only to find it was a misspelled variable name
When it’s not your application that is broken on production
Paying for SQL Server (classic na mijn 3 jaren MS SQL server consultant leventje 😉 )
Fixing bugs
Protecting your servers during a DDoS (speciaal voor de Stone-is guys na de afgelopen weken)
Codebase over time
Explaining the chain of events that led to the outage
Stepping a long loop when debugging (dagelijkse realiteit)
Writing unit tests
I don’t need this piece of code
Convincing the QA that the bug is actually a feature
Deploying on a Friday night
Developing without specifications
Pushed code to production, recalled there was a critical bug
Deploying a change that involves risk to production
Successful production release and let’s go for beers
Als je er nog super leuke kan vinden op die Tumblr, post ze zeker in de comments!
